I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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