Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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