So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
how drunk are you?
Several
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Randomize
