yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize