I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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