You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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