And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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