do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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