Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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