You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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