is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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