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Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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