4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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