My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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