I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
just tell him i said nine months
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Someone came in the potted fern
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
