He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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