I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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