Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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