I will die if light touches me.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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