sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
