One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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