none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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