you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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