we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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