but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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