Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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