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is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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