if you like me you must not know who I am
I think I am morally bankrupt
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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