nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Can I color on your dick again?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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