Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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