where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You can't just leave with hair like that
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
