Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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