so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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