How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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