You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
porn star boner night. come get it.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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