Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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