did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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