Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
nutella sex= disaster
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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