Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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