I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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