You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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