im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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