census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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