Where are you?
In a non slutty way
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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