Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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