There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
