And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
He called his prostate his "boner button".
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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