is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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