apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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