You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Randomize
