So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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