Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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