I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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