Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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